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[snowystingray]

Well, I sure ran out of things to post a lot sooner than I expected... Anyway, the funny story from yesterday, because I don't have anything else to say and because srcastikangel hasn't been on in a while so she probably won't read this anyway. Ooh, plus, another funny story from today!


Okay, IM convo between me and crazygrltalkin1. This probably isn't that funny because I doubt any of you guys know who we're talking about, but then Lara's replies are, as always, truly priceless ("You're shutting him down like a tin can!"):

IsthmusianChica: okay, so, history! last class of the day.
IsthmusianChica: we have a test tomorrow
IsthmusianChica: so we were busy working on review stuff
spoiledcoxtease1: uhhuh
spoiledcoxtease1: ur a sponge!
IsthmusianChica: there's this girl... that sits in front of me... jasmine, we used to go to middle school together
spoiledcoxtease1: oih no.. thats not the end of the story
IsthmusianChica: ha, yeah
IsthmusianChica: go me
spoiledcoxtease1: uhhuh
IsthmusianChica: okay... um...
IsthmusianChica: oh!
IsthmusianChica: okay
IsthmusianChica: so we were never like really friends... but we used to talk in shop class...
IsthmusianChica: so she turns around and she's like, "hey, bethany!"
IsthmusianChica: me: ::busy working:: eh? the answer to number twenty-six?
spoiledcoxtease1: lol
IsthmusianChica: jasmine: stephen wants to know if you'll go out with him
IsthmusianChica: me: haha, thanks, whatever ::goes back to work::
spoiledcoxtease1: ohoh is stephen ur stalkee?
IsthmusianChica: jasmine: no, really, i'm being serious
IsthmusianChica: ha, no
IsthmusianChica: that's david
IsthmusianChica: stephen is... well...
spoiledcoxtease1: oooooooo u have a david too!
IsthmusianChica: i don't really know him
IsthmusianChica: erin used to go to school with him
IsthmusianChica: he's short
spoiledcoxtease1: ok
IsthmusianChica: and slightly nerdy looking
spoiledcoxtease1: ah
IsthmusianChica: and... yeah...
spoiledcoxtease1: i get it
IsthmusianChica: me: ::looks up:: say huh?
IsthmusianChica: stephen: ::bobbing nervously behind jasmine::
IsthmusianChica: me: oh... god...
spoiledcoxtease1: bobbing.. lol
IsthmusianChica: ::snorts:: well, it's an accurate description!
IsthmusianChica: jasmine: ::waiting::
IsthmusianChica: me: er... um... ::bell rings:: i'll think about it! ack! ::runs out of room::
IsthmusianChica: gyeeeeh
IsthmusianChica: how embarrassing
IsthmusianChica: but then it is a lot funnier if you know stephen
spoiledcoxtease1: heh hehehehehehehehehe
IsthmusianChica: which is why i'm undecided as to whether i should tell erin or not...
IsthmusianChica: because she'd think it was funny. but then she would make fun of me until judgement day.
spoiledcoxtease1: bethany got afraid to turn a nerdy dirty down
IsthmusianChica: aww... i felt bad...
IsthmusianChica: but, i mean, come on!
spoiledcoxtease1: lol
spoiledcoxtease1: yeah..
IsthmusianChica: i've known him for like two weeks
spoiledcoxtease1: i know how it is.. well not really
IsthmusianChica: and the only thing i've ever said to him was, "thanks!" after he went and got a test paper for me
IsthmusianChica: so i'm scared of going to math tomorrow because i have that class with him... ::sigh::
spoiledcoxtease1: lol.. oo i can see it now.. i mean come on hes trying to flirt with ya..
IsthmusianChica: but then we have a test so he couldn't talk to me even if he wanted to
IsthmusianChica: haha, yeah
spoiledcoxtease1: but ur shuttin him down like a tin can
IsthmusianChica: geeks are creative flirters
spoiledcoxtease1: "shuttin him down like a tin can".. hrmm.. and that makes sense.. NO NOT REALLY
IsthmusianChica: okay, sorry, that was really funny

Oh my. I was so amazingly embarrassed. Today Jasmine asked me if I thought about it and was like, "What? Oh, sorry, this video on neolithic stone weaponry is really quite interesting! I'll talk to you later!" I'm such a dork... Anyway... Other funny story...

This is in psych class, which I have with Becca, a super cool chick I went to middle school with. There is this other guy in my class, Rob, who she's friends with, too. For any IBers, try to imagine the love child of David and Denny and that's Rob in a nutshell. Anyway, yesterday Mrs. Ryan was assigning lockers and by the time Rob went up to get one she had run out. Becca offered to share a locker with him, though. So this morning she comes into class and comes over to where Rob and I were sitting.

Becca: I went home and asked my mom if it was okay if I shared a locker with you.
Rob: And did she say yes?
Becca: She said, "It's okay, just make sure he does't have any crack on him first."
Me: ::laughing hysterically::
Rob: What the...?

Hehe... It was really very funny... Becca's mother is a truly unique individual. And unfortunately I am running out of amusing stories. Hopefully something funny will happen tomorrow.

Comments

[crazygrltalkin1.livejournal.com]

see! i know you miss me! you don't get to hear my oh-so witty replies every SINGLE day anymore! *whimper*.. that tin can thing is just absoooolutely a classic.. and guess what?!?! i don't even HAVE any classics! *boo-ya.*

is it possible that everytime i talk to you, i either sound hyper or just mentally deranged? hrmm..

*skipping off through the puddle forest*
-lars

[snowystingray.livejournal.com]

see! i know you miss me! you don't get to hear my oh-so witty replies every SINGLE day anymore! *whimper*.. that tin can thing is just absoooolutely a classic.. and guess what?!?! i don't even HAVE any classics! *boo-ya.*

Well, you have a classic now. Because that is so incredibly funny. I keep sitting in class entirely bored and then I think, "You're shutting him down like a tin can!" and I have to bite my tongue to keep from laughing hysterically. And I do miss my sponge-in-training... Aww...

[bananajai.livejournal.com]

ah bethany....you and your crazy life. BTW..I'm trying to actually reply to our RP (OMG NO!) My brain has been hurting from trying to do 3 things at once.

[snowystingray.livejournal.com]

Ooh, RP-ness, fun! I've actually been in a wonderfully creative mood lately...

[srcastikangel.livejournal.com]

I read, I read! Aww! You and Stephen! ::snerk:: And you know me too well. I did think it was quite amusing and I am going to make fun of you until judgement day. Muahaha! >D ::insane giggle::

A David and Denny lovechild? Oh, my.

There's a Sean and David lovechild in my PE class. His name is Jose. He's quite the character.

We must talk. Soon.

[snowystingray.livejournal.com]

You. Are. EVIL!! Man. I KNEW I shouldn't have told you. Grr... And, yes, we do need to get together. Only I'm not allowed to leave the house. So give me a call. Some time. Any time. I'm basically home everyday after five... And, hey! Lovechildren are fun!

[srcastikangel.livejournal.com]

Actually, guess what I just remembered? Stephen asked me out in 6th-or 7th-grade. And I don't remember what I did. Mumbled some excuse resembling "sorryidon'twantaboyfriendrightnowgetlostbeforeikickyourbutt," probably. We can bemoan our boy Stephen misfortunes together.

[snowystingray.livejournal.com]

!!! I am shocked! That's so mean! He's actually pretty nice. Today we were in the gym and we started talking about how Bonnie Parker deserved to be pushed off a bridge for writing the craptastic LRHS alma mater. See? That's nice, normal conversation! And he isn't as short as I thought he was, either.

[srcastikangel.livejournal.com]

I didn't intend for it to be mean! He's a very nice, decent, intelligent guy with many reputable qualities. I haven't talked to him since the end of 7th grade. Nice, normal conversation is always excellent. And yay for not-shortness. :D

[snowystingray.livejournal.com]

Well. Hmph. Yes. I suppose your oh-so-rude remarks can be overlooked! And WHO IS IT?!

HIYA BETHANYYYY!!

[valkyrie-veins.livejournal.com]

Wow, you and Erin so should have stayed in IB.. WE MISS YOU! It's so sad that I'll probably like.. never see you again **cries**..
You were both the best in Journalism.. hah.. that class was awesome w/you.. card playing.. yeah buddy. Hey, you had actual talent in that class.. yoo best be writin girl. **snicker**
I hope I see you again sometime!

-Lily

Re: HIYA BETHANYYYY!!

[snowystingray.livejournal.com]

Ha, journalism was great. Rousing games of Crazy Whatevers, yeah. What electives are you taking this year?